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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Midnight showing, anyone?



By Cynthia Rylant

He washed his feet for the picture,
even his knees,
and wondered about that man
who cared enough to want him to sit there
for a photograph
even though he didn’t have nothing good to hold in his hands,
nor even a dog to sit by his chair.
It gave him, briefly,
some sort of feeling
of just being

I was randomly reminded of this poem today.
I hadn't thought about it in so long, but I love it.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Glee love.

I am more than a little bit in love with the new boy on Glee. 

He and Quinn better get together.
That's all I have to say.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Dear Adam Lambert,

I am slightly concerned that you are going to impale someone on one of the spikes with which you so frequently adorn yourself.

I just mean that as, you know, a forewarning.

Also, your new "If I Had You" music video reminds me of that stone table scene from the old BBC version of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. (Which is saying something considering I haven't seen that movie in like 10 years.) They both take place in dark forests and involve disturbing costumes and way too much eye makeup.

See for yourself:

The White Witch = you

her evil minions = your creepy dance posse

floating spirits in Narnia = floating lights in your forest

I mean, your last music video didn't exactly leave me with high expectations.

(Snakes and apples? It's been done. Also, your lyrics remind me of satan.)

But, seriously, you're making Susan and Lucy cry.

Can you please tone it down next time?

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Dear future husband,

I hope you are nearsighted. If not,

I am buying you some fake glasses.
(Good glasses immediately make boys 10x cuter.)

Okay? Okay.

Love, your future wife.
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